@Oshungurl: It's confusing for me too, but I don't need your money so you're going to have to be a nice guy if this is going to work out.
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@blondecalamity: Me: I baked cookies! Who's the best Mom ever? Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See? Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!
@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: don't fall asleep during the middle of an argument with your spouse over whether or not you pay attention to her.
@JaySuch: My son wanted to go to Disney, but I told him little boys who ruin marriages don't go to Disney.