@envydatropic: It's cute how I ordered 2 drinks and the bartender asked if I wanted to wait for the other person to be seated
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@mochanya: I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?
@curlycomedy: Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes.