@TheMichaelRock: It's cute how my wife thinks I can read her mind when I can't even dress the kids properly.
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@WilliamAder: What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?
@BonaFideIntent: Daily 'Facts About CHEESE' Fact About Cheese #3: "String Cheese. Is not made of string."