@simoncholland: It's fine to eat a "test" grape in the produce section but you take one bite of a rotisserie chicken and it's all, "sir you need to leave."
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@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped u? Cuz u JUST CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE? Cop: I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT WE STARTED FIGHTIN FOOOR For speeding.
@caithuls: HIM: I like your shirt! ME: [wondering why he excluded every other thing I'm wearing and also me] thanks
@lisaxy424: Listen jogger, I'm eating fast food alone in my car, the last thing I need is eye contact.