@the_anastasia: It's funny how all those "best places in the world" lists always forget to include the Internet.
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@CyborgHanky: I started a funeral business with self-driving hearses, but they keep crashing into other cars. Business is booming.
@DirtMcTurd: Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times? I tried that with my dishwasher and she ended up pregnant.
@lazerdoov: If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot