@the_anastasia: It's funny how all those "best places in the world" lists always forget to include the Internet.
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@lovemydogduck: 24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
@vineyille: "Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control." My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. "I'm saving this for later."
@deardilettante: I'm meeting a man I really like for drinks. If I play my cards right, he'll be deleting my number in a few hours.