@Scott_A_Gilmore: It's "hairs" not the collective "hair" now. I have so few I know each individually by name.
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@AGreaterMonster: Mmmh, the wetness...don't stop, harder, oh god yes, more fingers...I love the way you rub my head. --me, getting a shampoo at the salon
@Carbosly: A walk of shame is always sad. Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
@Thynebear: [phone w/ fiancé] Hey, I can still pick whatever suit I like for the wedding right? "As long as its black, why?" *wearing batsuit* No reason
@novicefather: My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified.