@iscoff: It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane
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@thetits: Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) me pulling the handle of your car door at the same moment you try to unlock it
@jsam1126: A guy on the street just said "nice feet" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?
@jdforshort: "Hitting it hard as shit" and "tickling the hole" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today
@AmericanGent69: *lights low *her fingers tracing a scar on my arm Her: How'd you get this? Me: *softly I whisper* Are you familiar with Scrapbooking?