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@AimeeHelene1: It's just a flesh wound...

*looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with*
*looks at bystander I just chop chopped*

It’s just a flesh wound…

*looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with*
*looks at bystander I just chop chopped*

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