@WilliamAder: It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.
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@donni: Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.
@realbjdunne: [first ever rap battle] me (carrying five rolls of decorative paper and a scotch tape dispenser): alright give me some scissors, let’s do this *whispering* me: oh that does make more sense
@ShutUpThatsWho: [first date] HER: What are you doing with the Tupperware? ME: [filling container] The sign says 'All You Can Eat', it doesn't specify when