@INeed_AnAdult: It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes.
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@AbrasiveGhost: Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold
@lemmywinkler: The "oops, wrong hole" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend.
@BlindChow: [In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...] EARTH: yo GOD: what? EARTH: send nudes GOD: *creates Adam & Eve* EARTH: nice