@Illiter8: It's like my dad always said, "How did you get this number?!"
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@dshack8: "I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it." Guys named Geoff.
@withanewname: [boarding plane with really old pilot] "think his heart will hold out? lol" attendent: excuse me, sir? "depart out, what time do we leave?"
@CornOnTheGoblin: Did you guys ever prank your passed out friend by putting his hand in a bowl of warm water and then dropping a tiny toaster in it?