@paulrobalino: It's like my dad always said: "Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."
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@KKAlThani: 1)Buy a plastic phone 2)Walk next to a stranger 3)Whisper into phone "It's done. He's dead." 4)Remove batteries & throw phone in a trash can
@ShortSleeveSuit: Him: Is that a horse drawn carriage? Her: I can't quite tell Horse: *sobbing* Well you try holding a pencil with your hooves
@JediGigi: Lady, your baby needs to chill. This is MY Binky. I found it fair and square after "someone" threw it on the ground. Finders keepers.