@paulrobalino: It's like my dad always said: "Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."
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@sadmonsters: Why is everyone worried about meteors instead of the possibility that Russia just got their own Superman?
@ch000ch: Me: hands up, this is a robbery? 7-11 cashier: Therapist: what did we talk about Me: (firmly) this is a robbery.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: People named Thomas, your nickname isn't "Thom" it's Tom. "Thom" thounds sthupid and prethenthiuos.