@lilgapeach30: It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten.
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@Book_Krazy: Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G.
@Marlebean: "I have to eat every 7 minutes or I get cranky." "Ma'am, that's not a valid reason to be excused from jury duty."