@Darlainky: It's like my whole life is just one horrendous karaoke song choice after another.
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@JD_Barney: I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"
@ScreaminZeman: I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions.
@RidiculousSheri: I can't afford Ugg boots, so I just never shave below the knee to create the illusion that I'm wearing them.
@joerogan: This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.