@BackrowSeats: "IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN" I yell while running in the opposite direction.
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@dire_beard: If a child's survival depended on my ability to share bacon, I would weep greasy, bacony tears at that child's funeral.
@toomanytoes: "Endless shrimp" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop.