@BackrowSeats: "IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN" I yell while running in the opposite direction.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside.
@GroperCleveland: Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died.
@thatfinguy: Pretty woman wouldn't have been as sweet of a love story if we saw all the times she sucked c**k for money weeks prior.