@BackrowSeats: "IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN" I yell while running in the opposite direction.
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@HiddleDeeDee: You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid.
@murrman5: [backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this? [next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
@WheelTod: Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army.