@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
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@stephenjmolloy: [Job interview] "You list communication as a strength" Yes "Care to elaborate?" No
@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.
@1Happytwit: Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire.
@AsgardianRose: Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages.