@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
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@sock_holliday: The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history
@KeetPotato: cop: "sir im afraid your dog is too cool for this neighbourhood" me: [turns his little baseball cap round right way] cop: "ok that's better"
@NurseMurderer: I never understood movie scenes where they have to train assassins. just drop me in some hot climate, don't feed me and I'll kill everyone.
@AaronFullerton: Excited for the return of Game of Thrones. Not excited for the return of the phrase, "If you'd read the books, you'd know that..."