@shawnspree: It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head.
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@thetobbie: The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC...
@flashember: Wife: Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite! Me: Haha funny. [under the mattress] Bed Bug King: TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL *tiny drums bang*
@jasonlight73: I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word "hypothetically"