@longwall26: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.
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@mattyglesias: Say what you will about Fidel Castro, at least he didn't use a private email server.
@brandonIee: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you
@rohoxbaby: tip: glue a tiny mirror onto your drivers license photo so, when you hand it to the cops, they will get confused & arrest themselves instead
@MikeDrucker: Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy.