@SamuelHLowe: It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Heaven is like arriving at Disneyland. Hell is like still being at Disneyland three weeks later.
@Parker_Simpson: I trust a woman ab as far as I can throw her. Very far. As far as she wants. I'll do anything plz come back to me *cries into pillow*
@wheatnik: My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.
@JasonLastname: If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won't get another chance like this.