@SamuelHLowe: It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else.
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@AdamOfEarth: Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed.
@Juven_Naidoo: Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless
@_xLNc: My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows.
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