@bourgeoisalien: It’s OK, batteries...no one includes me either.
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@iamdevloper: The software development process i can’t fix this *crisis of confidence* *questions career* *questions life* oh it was a typo, cool
@RobElliottComic: So everyone knows, it's frowned upon to yell "Hot potato" when someone hands you a baby and toss it back to them
@Lexiedeadpool: That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it bounces off 3 walls, breaks 2 lamps and kills a cat...
@ShutUpThatsWho: [God making water] "it helps plants" ANGEL: nice "cleans things" A: ok "u die if u don't drink it" A: "& drown if u drink it wrong" A: what