@bourgeoisalien: It’s OK, batteries...no one includes me either.
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@DaddyJew: No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with
@UncleDuke1969: Yes! Great! Bravo! Hurrah! Yippee! Cheers! Hooray! Rah Rah! Woo Hoo! Whoopee! Awesome! - Excerpt from "Fifty Shades of Yay!"