@SgunSuperman: It's OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I'm a sex attic too.
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@mynameisntdave: Practice safe sex and have sex with a vampire. Vampires are, by default, all about consent because they have to be invited inside.
@House_Feminist: I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around
@Mr_Kapowski: Why does the airport entice me and call it a baggage carousel if I'm not allowed to ride on it?
@theshamingofjay: Friend 1: I was promoted. Friend 2: I got engaged. Friend 3: My wife is pregnant again. Me: One of my selfies almost got 50 likes.