@lyric_intent: It's ok spider, everyone screams when I surprise them in the shower too
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@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@rosssutherland: They didn't leave much room for new models when they called it the 'ULTRA-Sound'. "Mr Sutherland, I'll book you in for a Sonic-Boom"
@djdarrellripley: Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...