@WorstLastWords: It's OK to pet him. Buffalo are gentle creatures.
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@J0hnnyBlaze: If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her
@shita3yosays: Nice try "unknown" caller, but I don't answer when my family calls so what chance did you think you had?
@JennyJohnsonHi5: The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street.