@WorstLastWords: It's OK to pet him. Buffalo are gentle creatures.
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@WilliamAder: Good Cop: If you confess now, you'll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!
@Maxine12339: Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better.
@VeganZebra: Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money