@WorstLastWords: It's OK to pet him. Buffalo are gentle creatures.
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@CerebralWreck: Wife [interrogating]: How long have we been married dear? Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
@mattZillaaaa: A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story
@gorrdano: If you're going to attack me in an @, you better be prepared to give me like three hours or so to think of a good comeback.