@bazecraze: It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley.
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@McGrumpenstein: I put my pants on like everybody else: in constant fear that my button will surrender to the intense pressure it’s under.
@GuyThe_Guy: Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999. No seriously, Greg's been in a coma for 14 years. We'll tell him that shit tomorrow night though.
@JasonBerlin: You're never gonna believe this, but I feel negatively about the day of the week when I have to stop relaxing and resume working.