@bazecraze: It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley.
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@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down.
@ShaneKnowsStuff: People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence.
@mellimelle: It's the year 2057, humans are shaped like candy canes from years of looking down at their phones. Striped-clothing is always in fashion.