@AllisulliOTProf: It's only Ultimate Frisbee if someone dies
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@AmishPornStar1: If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off... It still works, because the mosquitoes just slide off your legs.
@whatmaddness: "I'm not like other girls," I say, clacking my pinchers and scuttling back into the murky lagoon.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Wake up 5-year-old: Me: We’re late 5: Me: The house is on fire 5: Me: Your sister touched your stuff 5: *barrel rolls out of bed*