@AllisulliOTProf: It's only Ultimate Frisbee if someone dies
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@Laser_Cat: Look, I'm not saying he's a bad dentist. I'm just saying maybe you should check his references.
@UberFacts: Each time a person sneezes on an airplane, that sneeze circulates the entire airplane cabin before being filtered out by vents.
@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.
@Token_Geezer: Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers