@JasonLastname: It's sad your dad left but it could be way worse. What if, instead, you kept getting dads? Every day, until your house was packed with dads.
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@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?
@JermHimselfish: I only star inspirational tweets from 15 year-old white girls, because they've obviously got the deepest insight into the human experience.
@MomofTeen: It's been six years since my job interview. I'm beginning to suspect they chose someone else.