@TaylorComedy: It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :(
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@preawsaurus: it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you.
@SemFitty: Accidentally put Red Bull in my coffee maker this morning. I was going 130 mph down the interstate when I realized that I forgot my car.
@GirlRestrained: Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person
@trevso_electric: So many mixed messages in the media. Titanic tells us "never let go." Frozen says "let it go." Smdh