@karlainvt: It's so cute how my kids think I'm going to go look for them after I finish counting to ten.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm gonna play on a Slip n' Slide in my front yard tomorrow morning while the kids on my street wait for the school bus. #Hero
@Ristolable: The British are coming! Get ready! Oh wait they're coming by boat. We have like three months
@Jake_Vig: HER: I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
@Terdoh: If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about.