@karlainvt: It's so cute how my kids think I'm going to go look for them after I finish counting to ten.
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@WetzelGeek: My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I'll be on a short leash though so I won't run off into the woods like last time.
@chrissyteigen: I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as "quiet"
@llvvzz: If your problem can be solved by: Naps Cake Drugs Alcohol or Murder Then you don't really have a problem.