@darrinfb: It's so hot outside I almost called my ex over so I could stand by something shady.
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@FaisalAdam_: Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique.
@better_off_dad: It took me 9 self inflicted ER visits, but that nurse finally realized it was love at first sight.
@3sunzzz: The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.