@Robert_Beau: It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare.
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@BellPupper: ME: hey I’m just in time to watch the meteor shower! METEOR: um, how about a little privacy?
@tastefactory: WHAT DO WE WANT? License and registration, please. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Sir, please stop shouting and step out of the vehicle.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates