@Robert_Beau: It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare.
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@JillBidenVeep: Joe: Just met with Secret Service Barack: Oh yea? Joe: I got them to agree to call Trump "David S. Pumpkins"
@AnOrangeSNES: [Restaurant] Waiter: Compliments of the chef. *He opens silver platter and post-it notes with the words 'You're beautiful' pour out*
@JohnBoyStyle: Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car.
@KalvinMacleod: *hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?