@Robert_Beau: It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare.
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@AimeeHelene1: Them: Ma'am, we're going to have to ask you leave... Me: *doing the limbo under the police tape at a crime scene*
@Halbeerz: After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies
@pinupteacher: Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face.