@Robert_Beau: It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare.
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@liv_thatsme: I wish I had a black stallion, so any time I got really pissed, I could angrily ride along the ocean.
@bourgeoisalien: I feel like maybe if God didn't spend all his time helping people win at sports and awards shows he'd have time to fix some shit
@Reverend_Scott: JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe. [hands over present] JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it- [present is empty] [Jesus and God hi-5]