@evaandheriud: it’s so important we compare women to other women because in the end, as we all know, there can only be one woman
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@BareChesty: I just found out I passed my drug test.... Which means my dealer has some explaining to do.
@Home_Halfway: [Hopeless romantic phone sex line] PHONE SEX OPERATOR: Tell me what you're wearing ME: My heart on my sleeve PSO: Very nice. Turn on Hallmark ME: Oh no, you're bad PSO: Pretend you're the guy in this movie kissing Amy Smart at the skating rink ME: Mmm she smells of magnolia
@sixfootcandy: Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits.