@JarodNotJared: Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing
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@Home_Halfway: Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
@AnOrangeSNES: [Commercial for narrators] Narrator: Don't you wish someone would tell you important information in a soothing voice? NARRATORS
@thebeckyard: I was completely offended, but then you said "no offense," so now everything's cool.