@JarodNotJared: Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@pinapl: When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay.
@julie2288: The hardest part of raising kids is learning to let them go... Especially when they're 19 and STILL can't remember to flush a toilet.
@AimeeHelene1: *sips coffee* *thinks to myself as I walk away* Carol seems grumpy today... *takes another sip from Starbucks cup that says "Carol"*