@angeliav68: It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside...
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@KingsnorthAP: Prove you're not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic
@River_Niles: Interviewer 1: Describe yourself in one word Me: Hired Interviewer 2:[whispers] Holy shit can she do that??
@monicaheisey: i watched a bunch of spy movies and developed this extremely accurate FBI floorplan