@gwatts77: It's too human to go outside.
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@Staggfilms: It’s so unfair in life you meet the adult equivalents of the bad kids from Charlie & the Chocolate Factory and you’re not allowed to murder them in various ironic ways.
@AristotlesNZ: Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: "I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp" vs "I cashier at KFC"
@joeljeffrey: Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve.