@gwatts77: It's too human to go outside.
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@jeffporper: Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the Olympic torch.
@Ideal_Victoria: I’m still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant’s bathroom… I hope everything is ok.
@KevinFarzad: What's being in love feel like? You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway? Almost as good as that.