@primawesome: It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyoncé. It's the only way to be safe.
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@thelaurenobrien: How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira's hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?
@geowizzacist: Star Wars VII: the force awakens Star Wars VIII: the force goes out to play Star Wars IX: goodnight force
@FlyoverJoel: Eye of the Tiger came on the radio and I got so excited the macaroni salad I was making is all over the walls and the cat has a black eye.