@iRowlf: It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as "Your Majesty".
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@TheHatdog: *gets handed a Mario Kart controller at a party* I don't know guys, I've never done this before. *straps on monogrammed driving gloves*
@TheMichaelRock: Me: Do you want a burger or a hot dog? Her: Neither. I'm vegan. Me: Feel free to eat as much grass as you want.
@NotKevinSheedy: 911 - 911 what's your emergency Me - I am Australian and I watch too much American TV 911 - .... Me - I don't know our emergency number
@Momtoteens: When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first.