@iRowlf: It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as "Your Majesty".
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@CakeThrottle: On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system
@rodtopia: I once dated a woman who thought windmills were solar powered. I'm so glad I don't drink anymore.