@iRowlf: It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as "Your Majesty".
@_RealBlondeGirl: I hate it when candidates put signs on your lawn without even asking your permission.
Who the hell is 'Foreclosure'?
@RealSudoNim: Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot.
@iamspacegirl: God *twisting an owl*: I can't get this damn jar open.
@CrackYouWhip: I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer.
@Dawn_M_: Men and women can be 'just friends' if one of them is a ghost.