@SondraDeeMe: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult.
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@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.
@dumbbeezie: Thank you to all the people who tweet landscape pictures so we don't forget what it looks like outside
@lilgapeach30: Fine, you drive. I won't tell you how. I'll just yell WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA THROW UP AND WE'RE GONNA DIE til we arrive.
@doguacate: Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're "expecting"