@tkhan74: I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.
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@MeetingBoy: I love how you changed "Conclusions" to "Learnings" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?
@TheCatWhisprer: Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.
@ericsshadow: [talking to son on the phone] "I ran away 3 weeks. You never called the police" I'm sorry. We've been very busy with the holidays and all.