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@JB4Realz: I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut.
"There's more to it than that" they say.
Whatever.

I’ve been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut.
“There’s more to it than that” they say.
Whatever.

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