@spcycucumber: I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam
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@SteveKoehler22: You can tell a lot about a person by his hot dog stand order I knew the guy was a Buddhist when he said "Make me one with everything"
@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.
@LeftBlank___: She shouted "GET SOMETHING TO PUT ON BEE STINGS" I fetched her one of her bras. Now we're not talking. Apparently.