@hatehug: I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: 3: *throws plate in sink Me: but you barely ate! 3: yeah, I'm full...what are you eating? Me: the same thing you had 3: can I have a bite?
@scarebro: My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating.
@Phook75: If Thomas Jefferson was alive today people would scream "What the hell? You're almost 300 years old!"