@hatehug: I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2.
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@est1975blog: I didn't realize how parenting had changed me until I was walking by my 7yo with an ice cream sandwich down my pants so he wouldn't see it
@hereholddeez: SAW 14: HELLO JIMMY I WANT TO PLAY A GAME THE DOOR IS 10FT AWAY THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN LEGOS YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE YOUR SHOES ARE
@CornOnTheGoblin: magician: who wants to volunteer to get sawed in half [raises my hand] magician: and then... put back together [lowers my hand]