@BigHeb7: I've been saying I'll sleep when I'm dead for so long, I'm starting to really look forward to dying.
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@AthenaMystique: Just saw a sign advertising crabs and clams. I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep the crabs away from my clam.
@rpbateman: Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol