@BigHeb7: I've been saying I'll sleep when I'm dead for so long, I'm starting to really look forward to dying.
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@BeardSpice: *walks into convenience store* "Excuse me, do you sell beef jerky" No sorry we only carry beef friendly *beef sticks start complimenting me*
@Reverend_Scott: SON: The car's manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way. DAD: Guess you could say- SON: NO DON'T- DAD: -that's sound advice.
@TheAlexP: Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because "Horse with no Name" sounded stupid.