@shkeeber: I've been standing in IKEA with a lamp shade on my head for 3 days, hiding from the cops.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@mikeleffingwell: One big plot hole in X-Men is that Wolverine is over 100 yrs old but there's never been a point in history when that was a hairstyle.
@LeviathanPride: Overheard this locker room convo: "The new school janitor is weird. He's always hiding in here when we're showering". I took my mop and left
@phaggots: *about to rob a bank* "Okay, lets do this. Everybody, grab a gun" i dont need one "why not" i already have two *kisses biceps*
@MdUNH: Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet.