@ozzie31220: I've been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don't know karate.
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@MartinPilgrim1: 1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.
@rob5373: I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me.
@drinksmcgee: Woman with thick Russian accent: You are very sexy. Me (Blushing): Aw shucks. W: No… I use wrong word… sweaty... is correct? M: ….