@Pro_Jones_: I've been wearing the same clothes for almost 7 years now because a girl wrote "never change" in my middle school year book.
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@IamEveryDayPpl: Me: Can I leave early today? Boss: No. Me: Can you leave early then? Boss: What? Me: What?
@dumbbeezie: I do the same thing every other woman my age does in the shower. Argue with people in my head.
@TheToddWilliams: [Thanksgiving dinner] WIFE: These potatoes are burnt to a crisp ME: Those are for tomorrow WIFE: Because…tomorrow is Bla- ME: Black Fry Day
@Burger_Time_: Gramps' head was chopped off by a helicopter blade and same with his dad and his dad before him. So no Rod, you can't go to helicopter camp.