@haleysfalling: i've dated so many tools i could open a home depot
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@RamblingMachine: I hate it when crazy people say Poseidon told them they are the ninja turtles and I don't even remember I told them so.
@jannable9: Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.
@LeonEarlgrey: The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it "shes probably lying airlines".