@AbbyHasIssues: I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.
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@danorslim: Me: You wanna have sex tonight? GF: I'm not in the mood babe. Me: Hold on a second. I'm on the phone.
@shariv67: My husband said he bought the toupée for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men.
@thenatewolf: *she hears me singing in the shower* Her: oh he's so cute *she hears a guitar amp click on and feedback ring out* Her: NATE NOOOOOOOOOOOO