@Tups13: I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly.
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@ieatanddrink: A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth
@AndyAsAdjective: KID IN THE BACKSEAT: how much longer do we have to drive? BON JOVI DAD: oh…we're halfway there…
@EliTerry: "looks like a burrito fell out his pocket, hes crawling up to get it and crying. thats gonna cost points" - commentators on my snowboard run