@Tups13: I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly.
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@AristotlesNZ: Wife: How's the baby? Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours? Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..