@Tups13: I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly.
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@ConanOBrien: One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween.
@aka_fatman: President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn't the intercom.
@Parentpains: Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.