@CelebrityChez: I've found that it's almost impossible to explain to a stranger why you are following them around trying to put egg rolls in their pockets.
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@WheelTod: Today I finally told my kids that St Patrick isn't real, and it's been me putting the snakes under their pillows all these years.
@Wine_Honey1: I hate it when someone makes plans with me but they haven’t called to cancel, so I have to do it.
@Bob_Janke: Fun experiment: Go into any store and ask for "the big stupid looking guy" see who they bring you
@fred_dog: Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?