@lloydrang: I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick.
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@FlyoverJoel: The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food.
@mikejanson2: 5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*